And now the conclusion of this program…
Bernard (boy #1)
Brylee (girl #1)
Baylie (girl #2)
Bonnie (girl #3)
Benji (boy #2)
Barty (boy #3)
Did you just order pancakes?
We can’t afford that!
Benji: “Then no.”
I can tell you’re lying by our funds quickly diminishing.
Everyone else had burgers for breakfast. We had to make 2 batches since townies claimed most of the 1st.
What a serene setting for yoga.
Well then. Can’t say that that pose looks very serene.
Hammocks! I need one IRL.
Krysten takes her girls to the Smooth Rock Spa.
Krysten: “Isn’t this nice?”
Krysten: “Well, I feel relaxed.”
Then they get their sweat on.
The next day, Jason and Bernie decide to spend some time together.
Jason: “Just us?”
Bernard: “Yeah, Dad.”
Time for a very manly father-son outing at the Lumber Mill Range!
After an autonomous family kiss.
And they’re off to the log rollers!
Bernard got creamed.
But Jason did fall one time.
Bonnie tries some meditation.
Bonnie: I’m at the beach. I’m at the beach. Just picture the beach…
More burgers. Smells good!
We get it, she’s not hot. You know you have a girlfriend back home?!
I decided on the last day that we should totally find the secret map and meet Bigfoot!
Bernard: “Glad I’m wearing a coat!”
This lot is a mess now. It’s actually good they’re doing this on the last day because their environment needs are in the tank now.
Bonnie: *squeegees the wet ground*
And with their kids making such a mess, Jason and Krysten make their escape for a date.
Krysten: *worry, worry, worry*
Jason: “Forget about the kids. It’s just us, baby.”
Krysten: “You’re right. I’m not thinking about the kids at all! Oh, wait, shit.”
Jason: “Relax, Krysten.”
Krysten: “I don’t get how you’re so carefree. We’ve got six kids back at the campground right now and we’re trusting them to not get us kicked out.”
Time to get their sweat on. *eyebrow waggle*
Krysten: “It’s seriously hot in here.”
Krysten, in same position: “That was nice.” 😀
Jason: “Well, I’ve been reading up on some techniques.”
The kids did find the two maps that we can’t use right now. They’ll come in handy later, though.
And a treasure chest!
Bernard: “And then I said–”
Barty: *ahem* “Bern?”
Last minute bonding.
Then it’s time to go home.
They arrive just in time for the carpool and bus.